Patrick Stump riding on Wee Man’s shoulders (also known as the greatest picture in the world)

Patrick Stump riding on Wee Man’s shoulders (also known as the greatest picture in the world)

♥ 3674 — 4 hours ago on 23 Jul 2014 — via felldownboy (source)
sweet-bitsy:

Every picture tells a story but this one asks more questions than it answers

sweet-bitsy:

Every picture tells a story but this one asks more questions than it answers

♥ 30713 — 4 hours ago on 23 Jul 2014 — via robb-stark-king-in-the-north (source)

sixpenceee:

Sometimes the internet can be a great place. 

♥ 112619 — 5 hours ago on 23 Jul 2014 — via huffy-lemon (source)

kittycait27:

misssteph:

This is literally my favourite part of anything ever.

And if you break any of these rules, Mama Umbridge will rip your perky little boobs off

♥ 142096 — 5 hours ago on 23 Jul 2014 — via huffy-lemon (source)

feng-huang:

elisaur:

guYS IM FUCKING CRYING I RAN OUT OF PADS SO I WENT INTO MY MOMS ROOM AND I FOUND ONE BUT I WAS LIKE “OMG THIS IS HUGE MAYBE ITS JUST THE PACKAGING” AND THEN I OPENED IT AND ITS LIKE MORE THAN HALF THE LENGTH OF MY ARM AND ITS BIGGER THAN IT TOO OMG I CANT CLOSE MY LEGS. SEND HELP.

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ON THE BRIGHT SIDE I WONT LEAK NOW RIGHT?

#we’re way too comfortable with each other on this site

♥ 103233 — 5 hours ago on 23 Jul 2014 — via huffy-lemon (source)

pants-pastries-polygons-pleasure:

thefaceshekeepsinajarbythedoor:

LET THE BEES GET HER

q

♥ 70537 — 5 hours ago on 23 Jul 2014 — via huffy-lemon (source)
ask-ashestorture-thedemonvampire:

sakibatch:

altnonfic:

Feb 28, 2013 - By wearing different colored hats, over 2,600 employees at Genentech (in San Francisco) celebrated the 60th anniversary of the discovery of DNA

holy heck this is brilliant!

the science is strong in this one

ask-ashestorture-thedemonvampire:

sakibatch:

altnonfic:

Feb 28, 2013 - By wearing different colored hats, over 2,600 employees at Genentech (in San Francisco) celebrated the 60th anniversary of the discovery of DNA

holy heck this is brilliant!

the science is strong in this one

♥ 204010 — 13 hours ago on 22 Jul 2014 — via a-boy-from-mars (source)
comcasting:

My grandpa texted for the first time in his life today and he spit straight wisdom out of the keyboard

comcasting:

My grandpa texted for the first time in his life today and he spit straight wisdom out of the keyboard

♥ 320392 — 13 hours ago on 22 Jul 2014 — via welcomehomelucifer (source)

chdori:

every time this comes on my dash i watch it and every time it becomes even funnier than the time before and eventually it will be so funny that i will literally have an aneurysm and die.

♥ 206784 — 13 hours ago on 22 Jul 2014 — via l-u-c-i-f-e-r-s-c-a-g-e (source)

nofaddano:

guy: psstt! look at me while you suck. i wanna see those eyes
girl: *looks up*
guy: image

♥ 132111 — 14 hours ago on 22 Jul 2014 — via threecheersforsweetcaffeine (source)

shubbabang:

whenever something happens where i end up getting physically hurt I don’t really react right away i just kinda stare at it like

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"im not sure how i want to handle this intense pain im in right now im still trying to process that it happened should we call 911"

♥ 33594 — 14 hours ago on 22 Jul 2014 — via castiels-feathery-butt (source)
♥ 23288 — 14 hours ago on 22 Jul 2014 — via danziq (source)
♥ 158736 — 14 hours ago on 22 Jul 2014 — via castiels-feathery-butt (source)
crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

♥ 128392 — 14 hours ago on 22 Jul 2014 — via headfirstforemos (source)

teenscoolest:

Two rules for succes

  • Never tell people everything you know
♥ 5165 — 14 hours ago on 22 Jul 2014 — via rat-fink13 (source)